Red With Anger

I think I'm dumb. Or maybe just happy.

I also sent all my friends a snap chat today of me eating a block of cheese

God damn I have wanted pizza all day and my cousin wouldn’t make me any dough

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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Plastinated circulatory system

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

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blogdogz:

worthless
fucking worthless

blogdogz:

worthless

fucking worthless

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Jason Segel - Everybody hates you